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When a Word Doesn't Mean What You Think It Means

In a comical scene in the film The Princess Bride, the character Inigo Montoya has finally had enough of hearing the bad guy Vizzini say "Inconceivable!" when things are not only conceivable, but just keep happening. Montoya is finally moved to say, "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

Shannon Reed recently wrote a wonderful piece about how we often have mistaken ideas about how to pronounce a word we recognize on the page. It turns out that the same phenomenon occurs with the meanings of words, and I'll bet that most of us have had one or more moments in which we, too, learn that a word we've been blithely using as adults "does not mean what you think it means." There are words whose meaning we've picked up from context, or think we have, and we proceed to use without realizing just how incorrectly we understand them.

For example, when I was in my 20s, a colleague once confessed to me that he'd heard the phrase "erstwhile friend" as a youngster and deduced that erstwhile meant "esteemed" or "noble." He'd been using erstwhile with that assumption for years, and boy, was he mortified when someone finally clued him in that it actually means "former." (It's possible, though I might not have told him at the time, that I also had thought that until his confession.)

Similarly, I once worked for a little company that put out a monthly newsletter in which the CEO wrote a column. In one of his pieces, he talked up an "enervating new feature," apparently thinking that enervating meant "energizing." He was still living that one down years later.

One of the many Biblical parables concerns the prodigal son. In the story, the eponymous son gets his inheritance early, travels away, squanders his fortune, and then returns to his father when he's destitute. For years I thought that prodigal meant "went away and returned" or maybe "wandering." Actually, no: prodigal means "wasteful" or "lavish." 

I asked among my friends if they'd ever had this experience, and sure enough, everyone recognized the situation all too well. Someone said they'd grown up thinking that droll meant "dull." (Someone in the documentary Catfish also thought of it this way.) Another friend said someone he knew thought that overachiever meant a person who achieves more than they worked for. Yet another friend thought for a long time that avuncular meant "grouchy." A person I work with was mortified to discover that he'd been confused about abide — and that he'd discovered this years after he'd dedicated his Ph.D. thesis to his advisor for the professor's "unabiding support."

In each of these cases, when the person had derived a meaning from context — a droll person, an avuncular fellow — they'd drawn the wrong conclusion and had then gone years or decades before someone came along to correct their misperception.

Note that these aren't just examples of easily confused words like affect/effect or proscribe/prescribe. Nor are they examples of terms whose common usage is insufficiently precise for some people, like decimate and unique. No, these are terms where we've gotten a meaning in our head that's just flat-out wrong.

Sometimes this type of confusion becomes so prevalent that the "wrong" meaning has gained equal weight with the dictionary definition. A few years ago, Ben Zimmer wrote about the terms nonplussed and bemused, where "more people get it wrong than right." In that case, what's really right any more? It's possible that prodigal is heading that way; how many people use it these days in the sense of "went away and returned"? Plenty of people I've asked recently think that's exactly what it means.

An editor friend of mine went through a kind of crisis about all of this. His word is jejune; because he'd studied French, he assumed that the word meant "immature," related to the French word for "young," jeune. But jejune derives from a Latin word that means "meager" and has evolved via the sense of "thin, unsatisfying" to mean "dull" or "uninteresting." But jejune now actually is used to mean "immature." He'd discovered that he'd misunderstood the word for a long time, only to find out that the word had caught up with his misunderstanding.

Of course, the incorrect definitions I've gathered are only those where people eventually realized their error. When I asked friends for examples, one of them observed sagely that she probably has the definition wrong for quite a few words, only she doesn't know it yet.

I'm curious whether others have also had this "Aha!" moment when they realized, perhaps with a flush of embarrassment, that that word does not mean what they thought it meant. If so, leave us some examples in the comments (if you dare).


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Mike Pope has been a technical writer and editor for nearly 30 years. He has worked at several software companies, including Microsoft, and currently works in Amazon's cloud computing division. You can read more at Mike's Web Log and Evolving English II. Click here to read more articles by Mike Pope.

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Monday December 23rd 2013, 10:42 AM
Comment by: Alice K. (Nekoosa, WI)
Romance writers often get their heroine into a prone position, and then state that the hero "gazes into her eyes." Rot. She is lying face down, you idiot. Recorded books are my addiction, and professional readers will often say "mis-cheev-i-ous," which grates mightily. "Walking on eggshells" is another frequent mistake. Shells are empty pieces of matter. Walking on eggs requires great care so as not to break the eggs. Mistakes like these put the brakes on the reader's attention and diminish enjoyment of the experience.
Monday December 23rd 2013, 10:49 AM
Comment by: Geoff A. (United Kingdom)Top 10 Commenter
Thanks Mike - I especially like the example of "jejune"'s meaning catching up with that person's misunderstanding! Proving that the 'meaning' of any word is simply what a majority have assumed long enough to make it so. Fascinating.
My personal bogey word is 'egregious'. Right now, I can't decide if it means 'outstanding' [an egregious honour] or 'undeserved' [an egregious punishment]. There's even the possibility it means neither. This, despite the fact that I keep meeting the word, but the meaning never sticks.
In the back of my mind there's a Latin word floating around with a root 'greg' meaning 'flock'. But I'm not even sure that's correct, so any attempt to guess the meaning of 'egregious' from that ('out of the flock' = outstanding) is fraught with danger. What's that saying about 'a little knowledge'?
You provided me with a double-decker Aha moment - I didn't know jejune meant 'dull' originally, nor that it has come to mean 'immature'. I drew a total blank on the word even though it's not new to me. Thanks again.
Monday December 23rd 2013, 7:51 PM
Comment by: Richard F. (San Diego, CA)
A word that has always confused me is "sanguine". When I hear it, I think of a red face or blood, but I don't know whether the sanguine person is angry, or bloody serious, or what, so I never use it. Of course, from time to time I look it up, but I still can't seem to remember the definition!
Tuesday December 24th 2013, 8:12 AM
Comment by: Geoff A. (United Kingdom)Top 10 Commenter
It would make a fascinating and entertaining dictionary if you could assemble enough accounts from people of their bogey words - followed, of course, by the proper definitions. It would bring words alive, somehow. It could start as a website.
Wednesday January 1st, 4:20 AM
Comment by: Gsuskrist (India)
An insightful article, this is the reason I keep coming back to this site.
Personally I'm quite paranoid about committing a linguistic faux pas,and I'm sure I've committed my fair share of them. Jut wish I new what they were now...!
Wednesday January 1st, 2:20 PM
Comment by: Mike P.
@Geoff A, I like your idea of a site that collects examples of mistaken definitions--"What People Think It Means" and "What It Really Means."

It could even be a site where people confess their misunderstandings. ThaT would be fun. :-)
Wednesday January 1st, 6:17 PM
Comment by: Geoff A. (United Kingdom)Top 10 Commenter
As one holey shoe said to the other holey shoe, "Confession is good for the sole."
Wednesday January 1st, 11:34 PM
Comment by: Leonora S.
Many years ago, a friend of mine thought the word "promiscuous" mean "sophisticated." He was swiftly disabused when he used it to describe his high school drama teacher in the teacher's hearing.
Thursday January 2nd, 1:01 PM
Comment by: Geoff A. (United Kingdom)Top 10 Commenter
Leonora, your friend made an innocent mistake, as Mrs Malaprop did many times over, but there is another reason why people can make such errors. Sometimes, a misguided effort to impress can lead people to swim into uncharted lexographical waters where they find themselves out of their depth (as I have just done? 'lexographical'?).

I'm sure there are several literary characters who do this, but I can't think of a single one. Anyone?

PS - I'm never sure if it's 'uncharted' or 'unchartered', which it often sounds like people are saying. But I've decided it refers to the absence of 'charts', not 'charters'.

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