I am the greatest person you'll know in your existence. There's only one of me, so you'll wish you wrote down every word I said in a book. I strive on randomness, originality, intelligence, and bei. I am a benevolent ruler, so only bow once I'm in sight and grovel when I'm near you. People who cross me tend to disappear soon afterwards. Not that I care have anything to do with that... My favorite phrases are: "Yes, your Majesty," and, "All Hail Bei!"