I enjoy baking, long walks on the beach and drinking the blood of my enemies. I live with my 78 cats, and constantly marry them and picture the wedding I will never have. I live my life out in them like a father living out his dream of being a basketball star in his eldest son. I do like to sail and tend to spend long amounts of time on the sea. Corners are my favourite place to sit and while I sit, I ponder. I ponder many things, like, what is wisdom? who is the president? which is the best type of cake to bake?