Perfect. Sometimes. On Thursdays. My voice has swooned more women than Morgan Freeman with a jar of Nutella. My face has a fan page on various social media websites. I enjoy taking long walks on the beach, and because I just said that, so do you. I always carry a crowbar around to remove my female admires off of my body. I don't smell like lilacs, because lilacs smell like me. The Yellow Pages are just a small collection of phone numbers I have amassed when walking down the street. You don't want to know me, you need to know me.