I like long walks on the beach alot. My pet Alot and I walk on the beach together after a day of fun and adventure. Typically, we are attacked by aliens from the largest moon of Saturn. They are very jealous of ice cream, Taylor Swift, and our auto-tuning technology and want to take her to Titan. My pet Alot, named Mr. Plop, help me fend off these fiends by challenging them to a game of Wii Sports. Mr. Plop won the boxing portion because he is alot better at boxing than aliens who have no arms. Mr. Plop and I annihilated the aliens, who are known collectively as Bob, at the tennis portion because we make a great team. At this point, the aliens gave up and tried to challenge to a game of Ping Pong. Little did they know that it is very difficult to play Ping Pong with no arms. And that young children, is how Mr. Plop and I saved ice cream and the Earth.