And I said it was also Uncle Terry, but he was in Sunderland and he was Father's brother, and it was my grandparents, too, but three of them were dead and Grandma Burton was in a home because she had
senile dementia and thought that I was someone on television.
Because telling lies about people is called
But he wasn't called anything because this is an
apocryphal story, which means that it is a lie, too.
He was sitting in the kitchen staring out of the back window down the garden to the pond and the
corrugated iron fence and the top of the tower of the church on Manstead Street which looks like a castle because it is Norman.
But this is what is called a
digression, and now I am going to go back to the fact that it was a Good Day.
That is when a blood clot blocks one of the blood
vessels taking blood to the muscles in the heart.
I think people believe in heaven because they don't like the idea of dying, because they want to carry on living and they don't like the idea that other people will move into their house and put their things into the
And sometimes he sits on my shoulder or hides in my sleeve like it's a
"I'm going to hit the hay," and "It's brass monkeys out there," and "Let's
rustle up some tucker."
For example, all the iron in your blood which stops you from being
anemic was made in a star.
The next day at school I told Siobhan that Father had told me I couldn't do any more
detecting, which meant that the book was finished.
irate mathematicians are needed to get you to change your mind?
James Mortimer, who is a doctor from the
moors in Devon.
On this scroll it says that Sir Charles Baskerville had an ancestor called Sir Hugo Baskerville, who was a wild,
profane and godless man.
And when they found him, the daughter of the yeoman had died of exhaustion and
And Stapleton is poor, so he tries to kill Sir Henry Baskerville so that he will
inherit the hall.
And Stapleton escapes into the Grimpen
Mire, which is part of the moor, and he dies because he is sucked into a bog.
Learn then from this story not to fear the fruits of the past, but rather to be
circumspect in the future, that those foul passions whereby our family has suffered so grievously may not again be loosed to our undoing.
There was something subtly wrong with the face, some coarseness of expression, some hardness, perhaps of eye, some looseness of lip which
marred its perfect beauty.
This is a
silhouette of a man that Doctor Watson sees on the moor at night and doesn't recognize, which makes you think it is the murderer.
His mind... was busy in endeavouring to frame some
scheme into which all these strange and apparently disconnected episodes could be fitted.
His mind... was busy in endeavouring to frame some scheme into which all these strange and apparently disconnected
episodes could be fitted.
And I like imagining that I am there sometimes, in a
spherical metal submersible with windows that are 50 cm thick to stop them from imploding under the pressure.
And I like imagining that I am there sometimes, in a spherical metal submersible with windows that are 50 cm thick to stop them from
imploding under the pressure.
Yellow Fever (which is a disease from tropical America and West Africa which causes a high fever,
acute nephritis, jaundice and hemorrhages, and it is caused by a virus transmitted by the bite of a mosquito called Aedes aegypti, which used to be called Stegomyia fasciata; and nephritis is inflammation of the kidneys)
In the bottom of the cupboard was a large plastic toolbox which was full of tools for doing Do It Yourself, like a drill and a paintbrush and some screws and a hammer, but I could see these without opening the box because it was made of
transparent gray plastic.
I decided that I would not think about it anymore that night because I didn't have enough information and could easily Leap to the Wrong Conclusions like Mr. Athelney Jones of Scotland Yard, which is a dangerous thing to do because you should make sure you have all
the available clues before you start
And if you drew a graph of how many frogs there were in the pond, it would look like this (but this graph is what's called
hypothetical, which means that the numbers aren't the real numbers, it is just an illustration)
But when λ, is greater than 3.57 the population becomes
chaotic like in the first graph.
And it means that sometimes things are so complicated that it is impossible to
predict what they are going to do next, but they are only obeying really simple rules.
And it made me think how all the water in the world was connected, and this water had
evaporated from the oceans somewhere in the middle of the Gulf of Mexico or Baffin Bay, and now it was falling in front of the house and it would drain away into the gutters and flow to a sewage station where it would be cleaned and then it would go into a river and go back into the ocean again.
And Mr. Land was realy nice about it but there were boxes and bits of broken bowl on the floor and everyone was staring and I saw that you had wet yourself and I was so cross and I wanted to take you out of the shop but you wouldn't let me touch you and you just lay on the floor and screamed and banged your hands and feet on the floor and the maniger came and asked what the problem was and I was at the end of my
tether and I had to pay for two broken mixers and we just had to wait until you st
Then I heard Toby waking up, because he is
nocturnal, and I heard him rustling in his cage.
It has a
luminous face and lights up if you press a button, so I could read it in the dark.
And on the bottom is a map of the sky and on top is an
aperture which is an opening shaped in a parabola and you turn it round to see a map of the sky that you can see on that day of the year from the latitude 51.5° north, which is the latitude that Swindon is on, because the largest bit of the sky is always on the other side of the earth.
And that makes you seem very small, and if you have difficult things in your life it is nice to think that they are what is called
negligible, which means that they are so small you don't have to take them into account when you are calculating something.
And then I
Formulated a Plan.
But you mustn't give him chocolate because it's got caffeine and theobromine in it, which are methylxanthines, and it's poisonous for rats in large
One of them is an economist and one of them is a
logician and one of them is a mathematician.
And that is why I am good at chess and maths and logic, because most people are almost blind and they don't see most things and there is lots of spare
capacity in their heads and it is filled with things which aren't connected and are silly, like, "I'm worried that I might have left the gas cooker on."
And there were signs saying Great Western and cold beers and lagers and CAUTION WET FLOOR and Your 50p will keep a
premature baby alive for 1.8 seconds and transforming travel and Refreshingly Different and IT'S DELICIOUS IT'S CREAMY
And there were signs saying Great Western and cold beers and lagers and CAUTION WET FLOOR and Your 50p will keep a premature baby alive for 1.8 seconds and
transforming travel and Refreshingly Different and IT'S DELICIOUS IT'S CREAMY
And when you put something down somewhere, like a protractor or a biscuit, you can have a map in your head to tell you where you have left it, but even if you don't have a map it will still be there because a map is a
representation of things that actually exist so you can find the protractor or the biscuit again.
Because an eye has to
evolve from something else very like an eye and it doesn't just happen because of a genetic mistake, and what is the use of half an eye?
And someone sat down on the other end of the bench and it was a lady who had a black briefcase and purple shoes and a
brooch shaped like a parrot.
And you can put different amounts of water in different glasses and they make different notes because they have what are called different
resonant frequencies, and you can play a tune like Three Blind Mice.
You seek out the traditional, the natural and the
And there were two tiny brass
cogs in the dirty water in the gutter by my feet, like
cogs from a windup watch.
I tried to work out a formula to determine whether a traffic jam would be caused just by people slowing down and how this was
influenced by (a) the density of traffic, and (b) the speed of the traffic, and (c) how quickly drivers braked when they saw the brake of the lights of the car in front coming on.
Show, by means of a counterexample, that the
converse is false.