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When the Wrong Word Just Sounds Better

A few months ago, I wrote about phrases that had piqued (or is that peaked?) my interest, in a column on malapropisms that show us fossilized words found in phrases frozen in time. Call what I was doing linguistic paleontology.

Now, as I contemplate a new collection of frozen phrases, caught earlier in the process of change, I see that their analysis might better be described as linguistic glaciology. Language moves much in the way of a glacier: slowly, constantly, and with a force impossible for any human intervention to halt. One man's malapropism is another's innovation. (And a third man's source of humor — read this review of Robert Alden Rudin's new collection of language errors, Going to Hell in a Hen Basket for more.)

But for all intents and purposes, and no matter that you might think language change represents the collective dumbing down of our culture (I don't), we can't stop it. What we can do, as linguistic glaciologists, is strap on our crampons, drill for an ice core, and get down to marveling at what is changing and why.

And what better place to begin than with a phrase I just had the pleasure of using, "for all intents and purposes," which, according to Google searches and grammar columns, seems poised to morph into "intensive purposes" any decade now.

The phrase is old; it's a shortened form of an English legal formulation that dates all the way back to the mid-16th century's "to all intents, constructions and purposes." The "constructions" has long been dropped, and now you might be just as likely to hear "for all intensive purposes" instead of "intents and."

Whether "intensive purposes" is merely a matter of the running together of sounds or the fact that the word intent is rarely used in the plural form in everyday speech, the collocation is supported by the easy logic of the adapted phrase's meaning. One who is "focused, full of purpose" is likely to be intense as well.

Like intentswhet in "whet your appetite" is often taken as another, more familiar word, wet. Again, semantically, it is easy to put together a rationale for why some people think the phrase uses the homonym wet. Imagine being hungry, smells wafting in from a kitchen, and suddenly you're salivating at the thought of digging in. Wet's referring to saliva production is plausible. Add to that the fact that whet is all but obsolete, and it's enough to convince many of the accuracy of the "wet your appetite" interpretation.

But it is not accurate. Whet is an Old English word which means "to sharpen" and, figuratively, "to encourage or incite," and this is the sense of whet in "whet your appetite." Linguists would call the whet/wet confusion an eggcorn.

To make whet even more confusing is that the other place one may have encountered whet is also connected to water. The whetstone, used for sharpening metal things such as knives, is a tool that will quickly light things on fire if they are not constantly made wet.

The old children's song "There's a Hole in the Bucket" can actually help differentiate between the two members of the homophonic pair: Henry, the man who notices the titular hole in the bucket, has to wet the stone before he can whet the knife with the stone. (Of course, he can do neither of these because of that tragically malfunctioning bucket!)

Alas, whet seems not long for this world, but one case where those who stand for historical accuracy in linguistic expression (H.A.L.E. is not a bad acronym for a group, actually) that might have more of a fighting chance is the case of the "sleight of hand" — often misheard as the homophone slight. "Sleight of hand" dates to the early 15th century and denotes "a cunning trick requiring nimbleness" whereas slight originated about three hundred years later, and is more about intentional neglect than outright trickery.

When the waiter won't refill your water glass because you made him recite the specials three times just for laughs, you are being slighted. When the amateur card shark on the corner takes all your money in a game of three-card monte, you've been sleighted. Both of these words are perfectly useful, and they exist in realms that are different enough that both might survive.

And speaking of card sharks, debate rages about whether that someone who cheated you with a deck of 52 is a card sharp or card shark. Unlike slight and sleight, shark and sharp's meanings seem to have merged, with card sharp being preferred in England, and card shark also meaning simply someone good at cards, with no implication of cheating.

Perhaps the only card you carry is the one attesting to your membership in the H.A.L.E. society. Or perhaps you maintain a glaciologist-paleontologist-insert-name-of-metaphorically-appropriate-scientist's position of professional neutrality. Either way, like a core sample taken from a glacier, much information about the workings of language are contained in the stories of these phrases, which provide a fascinating window into the process of language change overall.

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Adam Cooper studied linguistics at Brandeis University and The University of Chicago. Since 2010, he has been working with The Endangered Language Alliance in New York City on documentation and preservation projects. Click here to read more articles by Adam Cooper.

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Monday November 9th 2015, 10:55 AM
Comment by: CodePoet42 (TN)
Thoroughly enjoyed the article, Adam, as always. In recent years I've traded in my H.A.L.E. badge for a more open-minded license to appreciate eggcorns and other malapropisms, and to smile instead of cringe when I hear them. With the single exception of "all of the sudden" instead of "all of a sudden;" that one I'll never stop railing against.

All part of the inevitable onward march of language change I suppose. It's a cadence I'm finding increasingly easier to step in time with. And I appreciate your ongoing contribution to the discussion.
Monday November 9th 2015, 2:38 PM
Comment by: Timothy O.
To be sure, language evolves. That does not prevent me from mourning some of its evolutions. I will not use "begs the question" to mean "suggests the question," no matter how commonplace it becomes. I have my "mumpsimus," and shall carry it to my grave.
Wednesday November 11th 2015, 1:40 AM
Comment by: Freda W. (Darlington Australia)
I'm with you Timothy O, nobody can stop me being a grumpy old bat over what seems to me like lazy English...'intensive purposes' indeed; doesn't make any sense!!
Thursday November 12th 2015, 3:15 PM
Comment by: Jan S. (Brookline, MA)
You'd think, if we're no longer familiar with whetstones, that we'd have forgotten what it means to hone a blade or an argument. Yet many of us still want to "hone in" on a target rather than "home in" on it.

Others say conditions "mitigate" (rather than "militate") against certain desired results, and they may decide the rest of us, who rail against such usages, are loony enough that we should be put in a "straightjacket," presumably until we straighten out.

Please tell me this is not all the inevitable shifting of the language glacier.
Saturday November 14th 2015, 6:51 AM
Comment by: Wendy H.
Yes language does evolve, that is how we have the number of words in our language. It seems to me though that the new words, and I'm thinking more of street language that's taken into common usage, completely lack subtlety. In this way we lose the narrow and precise meanings that enable us to communicate thoughts, thoughts about thought, emotion, philosophy etc. I love new additions to the language but please, lets not lose what we have.
Tuesday January 26th 2016, 2:10 PM
Comment by: adrianpliego (Mexico)
intensive purposes makes no sense, c'mon

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