I love purple prose!
Describing things with lavish flowing adjectives is crucial for me, to read about babbling, burbling brooks and twisting tree roots entwined through tilled terra-cotta is to epitomize the world around myself through the beauty of language.
As I am never as proficient as I like to be during conversation, I wish to write stories filled with grandiloquent writing because it appeals to my aesthetics.
Also, fonts and other gothic variations that make letters appear overly ornate and ridiculously pompous, as in the celtic bibles where monks would pour their hearts into the juxtaposition of art within words, going so far as to make art from the words themselves.
I wish to have my own font someday, something loopy and cursive and full of pleasing twists and accents!