Hello, its me.
My name is John Cena and i really like sandwiches and Gucci flip flops.
My hobbies include making mix tapes (its called white roses black kettles, go download it its fire, it might burn your whole house down) balling on a daily basis, and doing the running man challenge.
i have a pet turtle, his name is Fredrick and he really likes lettuce and Kevin bacon i do not know why tho.
someone call the po-po because i need some milk.
Drake is my role model, when i grow up i wanna be from the Canada, hate Meek Mill, and be a raptors fan just like him.
my favorite song is Friday from Rebecca Black.
if you wanna hit me up then text me fam.
im eating cheese right now with a slice of loneliness ( i need friends)
im a gentlemen.
anyway that is my life story i hope you have a bliss day & i hope you do not die today : )