Lee W.
Subscriber since: March 2014
Location: IL, United States of America
About Me
Alex Scinto- The Man, The Myth, The Legend. Scinto, born of a virgin unicorn on the day of St. Patrick, was visited by Justin Timberlake and given the voice of fifteen thousand angels. Scinto then used this enchanting voice to gain the trust of the sheikh of Turk and coax the password to his secret vault out of him. He then proceeded to steal all of the sheikhs money and use it all on a Las Vegas bachelor party, (but obviously Scinto was not getting married. He is too pure and perfect for the evils of marriage.) As the all holy Scinto aged, his voice went molted from a beautiful, harmonious gift, to a devilishly misguided weapon that he used to dismantle the once peaceful Qatari government and turn it into a power hungry, natural gas fueled, reincarnation of Satan. Many people began to hate the once "holy" Scinto and soon revered him as Scinto, The killer of infants and crusher of dreams! One fateful night, Scinto was jumped by a group of toddlers in a dark alley. He croaked. The end.
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aegis
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