It's actually pandemonium but apparently it's not in the dictionary.
Pandemonium and hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia are a close match in my opinion. I like the sound and definition of pandemonium, but the irony of hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is pretty funny in my opinion. Pandemonium wins though, thanks to the song Pandemonium.
It's actually moniker but apparently it's not in the dictionary. It sounds cool, but then you realize it just means name. Also it sounds like monocle. I would go with "moist" but I feel like that's overdone and people need to hear about moniker, the worst word in the English dictionary in my opinion. Moniker sucks.