contributorMark Peters Behind the DictionaryLexicographers Talk About LanguageNBA Lingo: Staying Aggressive While Avoiding Hero Ball June 8, 2015 By Mark Peters
It's NBA Finals time—a time I love. I've been watching the NBA since I was a wee lad, back in the mythical time of Larry Bird, Magic Johnson, and the Minotaur. (I think the Minotaur played for Portland, but let me fact-check that.)
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Evasive ManeuversEuphemisms old and newDon't Bring Hen Fruit to a Duck Party: Old Diner Euphemisms June 4, 2015 By Mark Peters
I love everything about used bookstores—except their negative effect on my wallet. I recently found another wallet-drainer—and a gem of a word book—in Chicago's wonderful Myopic Books: Hash House Lingo: The Slang of Soda Jerks, Short-Order Cooks, Bartenders, Waitresses, Carhops and Other Denizens of Yesterday's Roadside.
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Behind the DictionaryLexicographers Talk About Language"Dadbod": A Word That Let Itself Go... All Over the Internet May 22, 2015 By Mark Peters
It's a little early to know what the 2015 Word of the Year will be, but I'd say we have a contender: dadbod (or dad bod). After appearing in an essay by Mackenzie Pearson, this term went viral, then nuclear, then possibly intergalactic. Dadbod has become so commonly used that I wouldn't be surprised if, somewhere near the Mars Rover, the term is validating the flabby physiques of retired Martian warlords.
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Evasive ManeuversEuphemisms old and newSubstantial Informal Activities Due to Malarkey May 6, 2015 By Mark Peters
Lying is one of those embarrassing things that demands euphemisms. No one wants to say "I lied" or "I fibbed" or "I wrote fan fiction." So when called on the carpet for a lie, people reach into the lexical abyss for euphemisms.
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In The Atlantic, Peter Beinhart called out a euphemism that was somehow common and under-the-radar at the same time: "Newspaper editors, lend me your ears: Please, never allow the phrase 'muscular foreign policy' to blight your pages again."
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Evasive ManeuversEuphemisms old and newCrude, Anatomical, Off-Broadway Euphemisms March 4, 2015 By Mark Peters
Today's column features a wide range of euphemisms that passed through the eyes and ears of my narrow little pinhead. No matter where I run, skip, or prance, I can't escape lexical evasions.
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Evasive ManeuversEuphemisms old and newGadswookers! Catastrophic Euphemism Failures February 5, 2015 By Mark Peters
Turns out the American Dialect Society callously disregarded my selection of conscious uncoupling (Gwyneth Paltrow's cuckoo-bananas term for divorce) for Euphemism of the Year. Instead, these linguists, lexicographers, word mavens, and rogue wordanistas selected EIT: an abbreviation of enhanced interrogation techniques, which is a euphemism of a euphemism.
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