Evasive Maneuvers
Euphemisms old and new
The Dutch, the Dunces, and Other Fun-Sized WetwareWed Nov 02 00:00:00 EDT 2011By Mark Peters
Studies show that many people, pets, and colleagues are dumber than a brick. (Or, if you want to look on the bright side, as smart as a box of rocks.) However, as any manners maven will tell you, comparing a co-worker or schnauzer's intelligence to a stump or post is rather cruel. Thankfully, best-selling sportswriter Bill Simmons has concocted a five-word, poppycock-stuffed, restaurant-quality euphemism for stupidity: saddled with limited intellectual capital.
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